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hauntedbarbie:

golddiggerr
woaaah
  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan
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thesoftghetto:

s3xnoises:

missbreeze:

chocolate and vanilla swirrrrllllll swirllllllllll

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

i got to leave my damn computer…
awwww-cute:

A baby Australian Eastern Quoll. Unlike most Australian animals, it will just kill you with cuteness

ecooli:

one time I was about to break up with this dude but then he got a puppy so I stayed with him for like a month longer and if that doesn’t show you where my priorities are I don’t know what will

(via heterokay)

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unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

(via heterokay)

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He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond. (via the-psycho-cutie)

i wrote this thx guys almost 300k notes w a different source nice 2 get credit man

(via extrasad)

(Source: sureth-ng, via homorecker)

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patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Lana Del Rey for Rolling Stones Magazine
sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.
When I love you,
I really fucking love you.
There are no in betweens.
I don’t know what grey is.
My love is black and white. (My love is true)

(Source: fragmentallygirl, via tylah-maree)

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jelllyfox:

teach-me-how-to-buggy:

strangebiology:

justinalanarnold:

Two-headed alligator spotted in Tampa, Florida along the Hillsborough River in the Seminole Heights neighborhood. According to Florida Fish and Wildlife, this alligator has been reported by several people. They explained that failed separation of monozygotic twins is common in reptiles and amphibians but they rarely reach this juvenile state.

I checked this out online…no sign of photoshop! This is honestly the first time I’ve seen a dicephalic, non-infant animal in the wild!

Looks like a scene straight from a B movie.

horrendous