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nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

(via homeworkmyass)

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adirtylilsecret:

tremainexo:

arandomwhitedude:

awfully-distracted:

bijonse:

SO DONE

I AM DYING LMFAO

:[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

😂😂 I been tryna tell people man

Can’t breathe AT ALL

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

(via thesassykat)

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you didn’t love her.

you just didn’t want to be alone.

or maybe, she was just good for your ego.

or, or maybe she just made you feel better about your miserable life.

but you didn’t love her,

because you don’t destroy people you love.

Greys Anatomy (via scxndal)

(Source: mothsjpg, via lovelybluepony)

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shutitshelby:

sexualremarks:

sexualremarks:

when u drink water u r 70% cannibal

i made this fucking post when i was so fucking stoned and youre still reblogging it why

because it’s fucking hilarious

(via topfunnystuff)

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

(via tylah-maree)

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