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thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

(via funnytextposts)

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hauntedbarbie:

golddiggerr
woaaah
  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan
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thesoftghetto:

s3xnoises:

missbreeze:

chocolate and vanilla swirrrrllllll swirllllllllll

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

i got to leave my damn computer…
awwww-cute:

A baby Australian Eastern Quoll. Unlike most Australian animals, it will just kill you with cuteness

ecooli:

one time I was about to break up with this dude but then he got a puppy so I stayed with him for like a month longer and if that doesn’t show you where my priorities are I don’t know what will

(via heterokay)

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unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

(via heterokay)

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He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond. (via the-psycho-cutie)

i wrote this thx guys almost 300k notes w a different source nice 2 get credit man

(via extrasad)

(Source: sureth-ng, via homorecker)

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patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Lana Del Rey for Rolling Stones Magazine
sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.
When I love you,
I really fucking love you.
There are no in betweens.
I don’t know what grey is.
My love is black and white. (My love is true)

(Source: fragmentallygirl, via tylah-maree)

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