How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
wow those leggings really compliment the outline of your vagina
raspberrynipple: edgar allan tinky winky edgar allan dipsy edgar allan lala edgar allan poe